GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST
gir;
Yeah i’m not concerned about ball lightning. Or really any unexplained atmospheric phenomena. Anyway goodnight man
(I put my phone down and fall asleep. Shortly afterwards a sphere of electricity floats into my room through my open window, and explodes)
Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal
After the war of the ring people are trying to figure out what to do with the fucked up bird that the Witch King of Angmar rode in on. A few days later, a wagon train of orcs arrives at the gate of Minas Tirith with cartloads of flour, breadcrumbs, and fry oil.
And on that day, Grond, Hammer of the Underworld, was gutted of it's terrible purpose, reforged, transformed, reborn, into the greatest smoker in all of middle earth.
Your health bar is going up as you give this sphiel
Fellbeast Ribs
+30 HP, +20 Stm
Girls, The BBQ Ribs Are Taking Effect
Decided to try something.
Day one of adding photos of Sonic in my house until my husband tells me to stop.
Day 55, He found the Sonic head on a stick and just laughed and said we need to keep it there. Later he went down and finally saw the giant back drop in the basement. He was so confused where I got it and how I got it up. But he thinks it’s great all the same. Now I have placed this on his Star Trek blu ray cover.
Day 56, Placed this yelling Sonic near the stairs. My husband meanwhile saw the Great Gatspeed and was horrified exclaiming “Ew! What is this?!”
Day 57, I used the last of the Sonic wrapping paper to cover this old tv we have. My husband also found the chandelier Sonic. He loves each and every one of these Sonic’s. He told me multiple times now he wants to leave them up when his brother and his wife comes to stay with us for a week. I’m not sure if I can hold out that long haha! This has completely back fired on me and it’s hilarious. He told me he won’t concede to taking down the Sonic’s. I didn’t even ask him to or told him why I’m doing all this. But…. I. Must. Keep. Going….
Day 58, A new love.
Day 59, this Sonic stares on in one of the showers. Also my husband noticed the locket I was wearing and asked about it. I opened it up and he almost spat out the water he was drinking. And today he recklessly drove with the windows down and the picture of sonic on the dashboard was tragically lost. He finally got off of the hood of the car. So I replaced him.
Day 60, placed this in honor of how my printer probably feels.
Day 61, Placed this Sonic on the bathroom scale.
Day 62, he found the scale sonic and shower sonic and said, "Oh no, fat Sonic." Now I have placed this Sonic colored hedgehog with my hedgehog plush collection.
Day 63, A new Sanic for Zorro’s bed.
Day 64, dying Sonic with skeleton showing on this needle bin to represent my unenthusiastic feelings to my new medication.
Day 65, He saw the skeleton Sonic and couldn't figure out what he was looking at. He just kept repeating, "What is that?" And I have now placed this Sonic on the tv.
Day 66, He laughed at Sonic Live on the tv and thought Zorro's new picture was funny as well. So now a DJ Sonic plays jams on his computer speaker.
Day 67, He found the Sonic picture with all the hedgehog plushies as he was working on his xbox again. He though it was cute. I thought it was time for an informational image about Sonic.
Day 68, What the? A faker has appeared.
Day 69, The becoming of Sonic. My husband also finally found the Sonic wrapping paper covering the tv. He wanted to know why I wrapped it up.
Day 70, A new picture to add to the fridge. Alex found the mirror last night and I heard him choking from laughter from the other room.
Day 71, Sonic's friends are here now! My husband hasn't noticed the last few images yet. They may be blending together now.
Day 72, New plant decor. Also my husband finally found the Sonic on the printer and all of Sonic's friends in the window. He has finally considered this may be getting out of hand.
Day 73, A picture added to my Kirby/Sonic collection. He found Tails in the plant and helped me put back up the giant sonic poster in the basement because it fell down.
Day 74, Shadow is here to make sure the linens are washed right.
Day 75, Knuckles guards the basement storage. Also while helping me do laundry today my husband found the hidden Shadow and said we had a rat problem. Rude.
Day 76, Not a photo today but I did buy this Sonic vs eggman set and placed it in my studio.
Day 77, Eggman with the eggs. My husband found the playset and thought it was cool and started to play with it. He said he thinks Eggman knows Sonic and everyone is a cartoon and that's why he tries to destroy them with cartoon contraptions instead of using normal means.
Day 78, an Amy arrangement for the kitchen. He found the kirby truck chasing Sonic and finally saw the sonics on the printer and his speakers. I asked him how many sonic's we had in the house again and he said 25. We are having family come stay with us in a few days and he wants to keep all the Sonic stuff up.
Day 79, A motivational Sonic for my computer desk.
Day 80, we're so close to 100.... so this is a message that I won't stop until at least then.
Day 81, our smoke alarms make the loudest noise in the known universe so I placed this screaming Sonic on one of them.
Day 82, I edited this picture of my siblings so they are holding up Sonic instead of me and hid it in the coat closet. Meanwhile my husband told me his co workers noticed the Sonk photo on his car and asked if anyone honked at him.
Day 84, Money Sonic on the money jar. I told my husband about our soon to be sister in law being freaked out and confused by all the sonic photos around the house on her surprise visit the other day. He found it hilarious. He said it's Sonic's house now, we just live here.
Day 85, How to care for your Sonic. Very important.
Day 86, blue pineapple for the fruit drawer. My husband hasn’t noticed much of the new Sonic’s around yet. Also this post is so long I had to make a new read more thread.
Day 87, Had to do it to him. My husband found pineapple sonic and started laughing. Later he saw the sonic on the hedgehog book and said it was weirdly cute. He loves the cover on that book because he thinks the hedgehog looks funny.
Day 88, Now no one will know what temperature the thermostat is at. My husband got spooked by the fire alarm Sonic. He said that image was terrifying.
Day 89, Sonic on the dishwasher. My husband came to me today and said, "I saw your sonic on the thermostat. Why?"
Day 90, placed on the front door. Today while we were cleaning the house my husband blasted Sonic music. He said he had to or else all the Sonic's in the house will kill us. This joke may have affected him far more than I realized.
Day 91, Buff Sonic is here now.
figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever
for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:
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remove the [brackets] when using it!
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